I think I have ajob, finally

I was rumaging around in my dad's garage, and I happened upon a squeege
and a bucket, along with some old newspaper. I will be working various
intersections along inerstate 45 washing windows. I am very excited
about this new opportunity. Best part is, I won't have to declare my
income to the IRS. Also, it should be a great opportunity to meet
people. There isn't a health plan, but meals are provided at various
soup kitchens. Also, I have spoken with Best Buy, and I have aquired a
very large refrigerator box. It has all the acoutriments of home. The
main storage section will be my living room, and the freezer section
will be my bedroom. Also, since it rains so much in Houston, showers
are readily available. The only problem I forsee will be finding an
power for my laptop, but if I avoid any streets with a "No Outlet" sign,
I should be ok. My research shows that I should expect $5 to $10 per
day! WAY more than I make now. As an added bonus, dancing while
washing windows can increasw my income upwards of 50%.

If you are headed my way, be sure to look for me, and I will give you my
"new business" discount of 15% off. However, this is a limited time
offer, and according to my union, this discount does not apply to
family. Restrictions apply.

Rob "Dancing Squeege" Burton