Well, I have been told it is time for an update.
A friend of mine suggested I just talk about whatever, if I didn't have news about myself. So I am posting a rant.
Jared Fogel. You might know him as Jared from the Subway commercials.
I hate Jared Fogel with every fiber of my being. He thinks he is so cool. Ok, great, the guy made a change in his life, and lost a lot of weight. I am proud of him for that. But it wasn't just because he ate Subway sandwiches every day, but he cut his calorie intake.
Maybe I could go eat at Mc Donalds and only eat a cheeseburger everyday. Hell, 300 calories a day, you bet I could loose weight! Then I could become the spokes person for Mc D's.
So now this Jared puke thinks he is some big shot. Ohhh, everytime I see him I clench my fists and grit my teeth. I just want to punch him right in the tackle box!
Perhaps I will follow through with my Mc Donalds plan, and THEN we could have a face off in the boxing ring. I would finally have my chance (insert evil laugh here).


1 Comments:
HA! I loved the rant. Rants are great. It got me to thinking about all of the commercials out there that just annoy the %$@# out of me, and believe me there are plenty.
The entry was amusing. I think plan Seinfeld is the ticket!
Oh, guess what! I quit last Monday. Yep. But, I guess that story would be better suited for email.
Keep on blogging in the free world! (just a saying that some of my other blog owning friends use)
Carri
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